[Paul Lismore] Kan sexologue Sigmund Jugnauth koze, ekute !

Boug la kapav pli mo ve, pli inconpetan, pli useless
Premier Ministre dan nou listoire….
Mai ekut so ovation discours, et so messaz secrets,
Et zot pou truve ki li ene gran sexologue!
Ki donne consey dan so meetings lor
Kouma fer le licema bien pou zot gagne caritatif!

Et fer ninporte ki concavité ki receptif gagne caritatif….
« Mo pou nettoye zot et met zot prop! »
Klerman, c ene reference ki avan le jig jig
Bizin lave bien et met prop partou…
Kumsa kan rantre sorti,
Meme dan concavités ki ena dire no entry sa, soidizan…
Zot pou gagne zoli parfum ki pou excite zot
Et fer zafer la dibout pli lontan
Et kontinier tranp et mouille seki bizin mouiller..

Hier, boug la sitan caritatif ki li donne consey lor positions tou!
 » Pa vinn traver ek mwa, mo patians limité ».
Li ena rezon! Parski kan vine traver,
Li p warn ki pou marse traver apre!
Alor, kouma ovation caritatif patriotes,
Soi zot decide kisan la ki pou on top
Et kisan la ki pou en ba.
Meme reverse cowgirl caritatif, li dire,
Parski lerla kapav truver si vreman in met prop et in bien nettoye…

Mai si zot fer en silkan ou en traver,
Zot pou perdi patience et apre 
Zot kapav riye kan partner marse en silkan kan fini…

« mo pou veye ki mo pa met sa pei la dan concavité », li dire.
Truver kouma li kontan nou?
Li envi ki nou met zis dan caritatif concavité 
Et pa dan ninporte ki concavité!
Met direk dan caritatif concavité, oui,
Mai pa met traver!

Zot konpran aster kifer Sigmund Jugnauth koz macarena,
Koz kok tou le tan?
Tou zafer tourne lor le licema ar li…
Li servi Xavier Duval kom exkiz pou li koz kok,
Ki paret ene zafer ki li bien kontan…
Li servi Macarena pou makiy so zalouzi 
Ki fam prefer ki Ramgoolam ki met zot prop….

Dernier consey de Sigmund Jugnauth?
 » mo pou demakiy li biento  »
Bizin demakiye avan met prop pou le licema!
Lerla kapav fer caritatif sniffing
San bizin atan Modi dire  » Ta bobok! al fer sniffing! »

Alor, mes chers compatriotes,
Ekut consey nou sexologue Sigmund Jugnauth!
Li expert dan amene pays dan concavité
Parski li expert dan tou zafer concavités…
Gro concavité dan ovationk de Moriste, 
Gro concavités dan tou parastatals,
Gro concavité dan finance pays…
Meme gro concavités dan nou simin…
Alor li koner ki concavité li p dire nou bizin rantre
Pou pa marse traver apre.

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